3/3/2009 2:12:50 PM (Dear “Client Number 76”); Ann, nobody is wishing you harm. What they are saying is you are irresponsible, reckless, and a specially psychotic. Take your bodyguard, go on a trip, hold hands, blow your brains out, have dinners and banquets, advertise yourself as swingers, or even got stone blitzed zonked on drugs (compliments of FReep); you are instigating a fight with a lot of people client 76. Just look at that fox anchor Ainsley Earhardt, men fall in love with her just hearing her voice, while they picture Jeffrey Dalhmer when they here the screech and wheezing of yours. It’s no joke that your image is the wicked witch of the East, but I have been with you for twenty years, and it is not easy Ann while you spend weekends with men to lobby and have drinks and dinners because we can spend the weekend together and a life of pageantry. You are like everybody’s least favorite mistress.
Annie, do not see me asking Ainsley for a weekend or I with pictures of her at fund raisers and dinner do you? Well okay then; and by the way Alexis Glick is so professional and so incredibly irresistible (add brains). You, your image is the wicked witch of the east, west, south, and now Fox and Rush Limbaugh. Rush crashed and burned, Sean crashed and burned, it is only a matter of time until you… yeah! As client 76, I have blacklisted you for being way too rough; I cannot even ask you to stop or calm down. You call me and always have your way and its fine for now; but I just want a change. I just cannot go through life knowing that Ainsley or Alexis might me my celestial match, like you as a swinger; we can spend the weekend together for a small fee.
So I find it funny how you can smash up your love life in less than six months and go on television, as client 76, not zonked out and act like you are not hurt. Worse, you instigate a “battle royale” with me and I just find you a waste of my good time and effort. Write a book about your life and maybe someone will overlook how you will always be my “client 76” of yester-year; but with the likes of Alexis and especially Ainsley (both fox anchors) you are just washed out of the big leagues and will never refuse to back down or back off. You can butcher your or our life and never admit it. You can rewrite the rules and live them. You can abuse your power and privileges as you have and use female persuasions to get whatever you want to piss all the women off. You inspire a few and… yeah. So client 76, you say hello to the diaper dirty momma we used to know and you grab the hand of that bodyguard and just take a trip; get some R and R; reconsider your life and dream about Rush Limbaugh while I dream about Ainsley Earhardt or Alexis Glick; or even the next and great in coming.
(Swinging?) That is the pursuit of happiness, not being on suicide watch while you keep demanding some suicide blow your brains out because you are psychotic and do not know when to stop or when not to instigate shit with who you love. Hillbillies like you never learn and rarely do a good job, or can speak about it, but you do fear your failure and appreciate the gratitude others bless you with. We can always spend a restoration weekend together or attend CPAC and some fund raiser; you know to rekindle that conservative spirit between us! But until then, I am in no hurry and only wish to cherish my time by dreaming of Ainsley, the most sweetest and considerate female personality on the media.
Alexis is the most handsome on the internet! Garr… to you client 76 but if you do the right thing like Rush and act like you are blowing your brains out on the media; can you leave us out of it and just take a trip or show some form of reverence and temerity? I know I will never have her but I do not have to abuse her and use her if she was hurting badly or get her in more trouble. You all are old and rusted out but you act like you are 20 and instigate shit to win back your dignity or create some bogeyman or enemy you do not like; then play along as if it was money. Gawd, you all are cruel and should blow your brains out just like a conservative should. At least you did not call me a perfectionist!
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